You're Drinking
Too Much Modern Water
Bloated hydration. Sloshing stomach. Diluted benefits.
Your body wasn't designed for endless pure H₂O plus a bunch of chemical additives.
The Indigenous Tsimane people of Bolivia have the healthiest hearts ever documented. Here's what we can learn from their hydration and lifestyle patterns.
Bloated hydration. Sloshing stomach. Diluted benefits.
Your body wasn't designed for endless pure H₂O plus a bunch of chemical additives.
For millions of years, humans obtained most of their water through animals.
Animal tissue is 70% water — structured, mineral-rich, bioavailable.
Our biology evolved for this.
Not for faucets.
Hydration designed for human biology.
Less volume. Better absorption. Optimal performance.
16 FL OZ
That's enough.
Structured hydration from natural animal sources.
We make our seltzer different.
A keg for when you want the whole party to be able to last all night.
Stay hydrated with our non vegan water bottle.
Non vegan koozie.